You got your watch in the shot. How shocking.
“It’s all about the fanny pack.”
Leather jacket, tee-shirt, jeans, Pumas.
“That’s not me, man. I’m fashion-forward.”
You’re a fashion-farter.
“Well done. Really.”
Bite me. All hotel bathrooms look the same.
“I’m thinking about doing a series of watercolors on the theme.”
Awesome.
CELL PHONE NOISE
“Were you just bantering with me until the call?”
Yeah.
“I know who this is, don’t I?”
I would suspect.
…
“You’re on with–”
“I WANT YOU TO BE A CAN OF LACROIX!”
“I’m gonna pass, Ye.”
“I AM PERRIER AND LITTLE PUMP IS FIJI WATER! IT IS A COMMENT!”
“On what?”
“I AM PERRIER!”
You’re completely off your meds, aren’t you?
“SOCIETY CANNOT HANDLE MY BUBBLY EFFERVESCENCE!”
“Going through a tunnel.”
“I AM TUNNELS!”
“Losing you–”
DIAL TONE EVEN THOUGH PHONES NO LONGER DO THAT
…
“I’m worried about Ye.”
Counterpoint: fuck that guy.
I saw ‘Ye’s performance on SNL. Can we now put to rest the notion that he is a genius? While it was kind of funny, that was also about the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.
Leather jacket, tee-shirt, jeans, Pumas XD
Less is more Josh