Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish Enthusiasts out there. Remember to light your Menorah.
For the Anti-Semites in the audience, this is the week you drive around your neighborhood updating your Jew Map. Jew candles in the window? Got yourself a Jew house. Have new Jews moved in since last December? You’ll never know until you update your Jew Map.
Want to bring your Jew Mapping into the 21st century? Go try out my new app, Hitlr. It uses Google Maps and Excel to provide you with the most detailed Jew Map available. The paid version tells you the family’s names and where their Jew children go to Jew school: only $4.99!
Sun of a Bitch, you kill me…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U0k_vHxc2k
“When I was six, my cat caught fire when it went too close to the Menorah… I mean it survived just fine, but I spent the rest of my childhood convinced that was a tradition.”
commenter buddy
https://img1.etsystatic.com/109/0/9828736/il_570xN.863098097_l3xh.jpg
WANT!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/213655231/grateful-dead-star-of-david-chanukah
http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/2015/11/05/826/n/1922398/a99a34e1f4a0b489_challah.xxxlarge.jpg
I would eat the fuck out that.
It is like a lower intestine, with peni growing out of it.
May the old testament G-D of the jews forgive me, even though forgiveness is not his thing, more like wrath..