What the fuck, man?
Phish Nazis.
Seriously, what the fucking fuck, hombre?
Got me, muchacho.
Can you tell me what happened?
Factually? No, but: here.
Ew, Reddit.
I know, but it’s helpful in this circumstance.
What if I don’t wanna read it and need you to tell me the story, unto like a child?
You’re a lazy dick.
Yes.
Saturday night (that would be the 21st) saw a gaggle of Nazis attend the concert put on by the popular rocking crew, the Phishes from Vermont.
This is probably just another case of you Leftist SJWs calling everyone you don’t like a Nazi.
They had tattoos of swastikas and SS symbols.
Oh, okay.
And then–and you’ll never have seen this coming–someone got assaulted. Reports vary, but the victim seems to have been of color.
Oh, no.
That’s right.
But how do you know they’re Nazis?
I’ll punch you until you die, you daft motherfucker. I’ll ruin my hand on your skull, but I will crack it open and use my broken fingers to pry open the fissure and pull your eyeballs through your sinuses.
That’s counterproductive.
Feels good, though.
What happened next?
On Sunday the 22nd, some or all of the Nazis returned to sell nitrous.
They returned to the scene of the crime to do a different crime.
These are not high-level villains.
Is there any chance Sunday’s Nazis were not Saturday’s Nazis?
It’s possible. Sunday’s Nazis were filled with much more grace.
Seriously.
I dunno. Fuck ’em for being Nazis. Arrest ’em all on sight for Aggravated Fuckery.
You have a problem with seeing this problem logically.
There’s no logic to Nazis! It’s a death cult!
But shouldn’t they be allowed to live their lives?
Yes. In any community which chooses to allow them to do so. The Phish lot doesn’t need to be one of those places.
You privilege group harmony and accord over individual rights.
I’m rather Confucian that way.
Does a Nazi not have the right to entertainment?
He does. What he does not have is the right to performative Nazism. They knew what they were doing when they picked out their favorite black tank tops and Dickies shorts that morning. At that point, the community’s rights kick in.
Community’s rights?
An angry mob.
But there wasn’t an angry mob at the Phish show.
No, because the cops scooped the Nazis up and arrested them. Otherwise, those guys filming them would have kept on filming them, and that would have drawn a nice crowd, and somewhere in that crowd would be a loudmouth; he or she would enlighten the growing scrum, and some drunk guy would pull off one of the Nazis shirts, revealing a bigger swastika on his chest; the Nazi would punch the drunk guy and then it’s fucking on. There’s your riot.
I’m glad that didn’t happen.
Bad look.
What’s to be done about Nazis?
Keep stomping. You’ll never get rid of ’em. But you can keep stomping.
The troat from Vermont are arguably the best band on the planet at the moment. It pains me to say that. It pains me to do anything really
You can’t teach a Nazi lessons in humanity. Nazi’s ain’t got no humanity, and they need to be dee-stroyed.
Ha! Good one. He’s gonna kiss his Momma.
This is all due to Nitrous.
With the Dead and Phish, the nitrous dealers are out of control.
And it is not heads selling the balloons, it’s organized crime.
If both organizations would request the local five-oh to eliminate the nitrous, the problem will go away.
Yeah What Old Bull said.
And yes beat the shit out of Nazi’s
I was at the Gorge that night and noticed some Fresh-Outta-Walla-Walla-State-Penitentiary-looking types on the terraces and couldn’t understand why they were in the audience to see a deedle (as opposed to choogle) quartet featuring two Jews.
I, having absolutely no Phish experience, was utterly charmed to note that on Saturday, the band played the classic DK anthem “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” as the encore selection.
Interesting assertion, but that isn’t what it says for Saturday 7/21/18 at phish.net
https://phish.net/setlists/phish-july-21-2018-gorge-amphitheatre-george-wa-usa.html
Clearly I was taken in by a ruse, one i cannot now locate. Still, that it would be possible increases the charm factor of this group, with whom my prior experience was nil.
I’m going tomorrow and I will be wearing my WOS 2016 shirt. Everyone will know my affiliation.
as much as I hate Phish, I hate Nazi’s so very much more.