Arresting all those soccer officials is a good start. Next, we imprison all the players and shoot all the fans.
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just put them in a life long Soccer Camp somewheres out in the hell & gone. maybe get a brief Yearly Report so we know what they’re up to…..”today worked on Headers, after which we wore our Scarves, sang songs and ate jam butties and orange wedges”
I don’t need the report: I’ll just assume everything went well or that everyone died. Either way is fine.
They do love scarves, don’t they?
yeah they do. one of these days some soccer bro is gonna Sarah Bernhardt themselves.
Isadora Duncanation
that my fine Sir, is damn funny
At a minimum that should be forced to stop calling their game “Football” and use “Soccer” instead.
…then we go after lacrosse.
I dunno, man. Lacrosse did give us Sterling Mallory Archer. Can’t be all bad.
Im sure David Lemieux would agree, Lacrosse being Canada’s official summer sport.
field lacrosse….i concur. box lacrosse, the jury is split
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUcMtXmf11M