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Soccer: Solved

Arresting all those soccer officials is a good start. Next, we imprison all the players and shoot all the fans.

10 Comments

  1. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    just put them in a life long Soccer Camp somewheres out in the hell & gone. maybe get a brief Yearly Report so we know what they’re up to…..”today worked on Headers, after which we wore our Scarves, sang songs and ate jam butties and orange wedges”

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I don’t need the report: I’ll just assume everything went well or that everyone died. Either way is fine.

      They do love scarves, don’t they?

      • Sir Luther Van Baconson

        yeah they do. one of these days some soccer bro is gonna Sarah Bernhardt themselves.

  2. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    Isadora Duncanation

    • spencer

      that my fine Sir, is damn funny

  3. Robin Russell

    At a minimum that should be forced to stop calling their game “Football” and use “Soccer” instead.

  4. Finster

    …then we go after lacrosse.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I dunno, man. Lacrosse did give us Sterling Mallory Archer. Can’t be all bad.

      • spencer

        Im sure David Lemieux would agree, Lacrosse being Canada’s official summer sport.

    • Sir Luther Van Baconson

      field lacrosse….i concur. box lacrosse, the jury is split
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUcMtXmf11M

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