Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Stella Lou

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“You look Jewish.”

Excuse me?

“Oh, are you insulted by that? Do you think that looking Jewish is a bad thing? Because you do look rather Jewish.”

Please don’t be a dick, Lou Reed Dress.

“Do you have any Obetrol?”

I don’t think they make that any more.

“You look at me when I talk to you or I’ll punch you in your heeb nose.”

You are truly living up to your reputation, Lou Reed Dress.

“Did Iggy Pop Dress say anything about me?”

You’re the worst.

6 Comments

  1. Spencer

    Lou was a Jew no?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Yes, but he was mostly an asshole.

      • Spencer

        I sorta remember watching a documentary(?) on him and that would have been the perfect title for it… Lou Reed:Mostly an Asshole

  2. Tor Haxson

    Is she famous, or is it the dress?

    I am so glad I do not know who is famous. Except at times like this.

    Avoiding TV after age 20 was the best choice I made in life, well except at times like this.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Just the dress.

      • smokingleather

        Her date (husband if I remember correctly ) is in the rising star blue grass band Cabinet. So she’s famous by injection.

        Ooh ooh I made a Lou Reed pun on acedent.

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