Show’s live if you want it. High-def video and all that, for some reason, they just decided to turn on for the second set without telling anyone.
Buuuuuuuuuuush league.
EDIT: And it’s over. It wasn’t a stream, it was a commercial.
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- Being in the wrong place.
- Being at the wrong time.
- Continuing to back Bernie Sanders after it became clear there was no path to nomination.
- Talking about mommas.
- Striding about in an arrogant fashion.
- Misusing the Oxford comma.
- Being a jive turkey in the weeks leading up to Thanksgiving.
- Eye contact.
- Not understanding the linguistic oppression of the suffixes -ess, -ette, and -enne.
- If you tell the cashier that you think you have exact change, but it turns out you do not, then you will be murdered.
- Failed to recognize the existential threat that is radical Islamic terrorism.
- Stabbed by escaped tapir.
- Having the wrong person’s back.
- Choosing the wrong side.
- Fronting.
- Yelling “Freebird!” at a concert.
- A guy was murdered in Camden four months ago because a rumor had spread that he was responsible for the worldwide bee die-off.
- Apostasy.
- Urban spelunking.
- Tweeting too much.
- Pronouncing it “nuke-yuh-ler.”
- Conversely, someone has also been murdered for pronouncing the word correctly; you cannot win in Camden.
Shorts?
“They were sold to me as a scanty pant.”
…
You guys gotta find a different store to buy clothes at.
“Dude, Ernie’s the best. He gave me these! Free!”
Uh-huh. Check the crotch.
CROTCHCROTCHCROTCH
“There’s a hidden camera in here.”
He is not called Creepy Ernie ironically.
“There’s another in in the back.”
Ernie’s into buttholes.
Mickey just posted this. JUST posted this: it’s from Camden, and the show is going on right now.
So…I don’t know what the fuck Bobby is doing in the crowd.
Also: is anyone going to SPAC? FIND PETER. He’s in the 10th row.
I’m watching those damn chat rooms, and the Banninator 4200 is purring in the corner. Don’t push me.
I’m not too proud to admit that I couldn’t figure out what “NJNJ” meant for a good 30 seconds. It’s a playing card motif, so I thought the “J” stood for Jack, but I didn’t understand the “N.” It should at this point be noted that NJ stands for New Jersey, which is where Dead & Company’s show is tonight, and is also the state in which I was born and raised.
The show is in Camden, so if you are on your way: goodbye. It was nice having you as a reader, and you should visit Donate Button before you get into the parking lot, where you will be murdered many times.
Your opinion on Dead & Company doesn’t matter, and neither does mine, and nor does anyone’s, and that goes for all the bands and all the singers and all the songs. Make your lists and organize your collection and write your reviews and it will not move the universe’s needle.
Her opinion matters, and she gave it.
God bless the Grateful Dead, or what’s left of it. God bless what’s left of us all.
The countdown is starting: go get yourself the most controversial Dead & Company t-shirt ever made.
He’s Snapchatting during Drums. Drums is not for Snapchatting, it’s for doing the lines your roadie has laid out for you and getting a quick beej.
Also: I haven’t mentioned this since the tour started, but I spent a few minutes listening to the second set from Deer Creek, and if I see any of you in any of those unholy Couch Tour chat rooms, then I will mock you publicly. I don’t make many demands of you, Enthusiasts, but staying out of those chat rooms is non-negotiable. It’s for your own good, and if you don’t believe me: go look for yourself, and then come back here and apologize to me.
EDIT: They’re discussing BitCoin in the chat room. I see you there, and you get the Banninator 4200. No exceptions.
But, Jesus: he’s Snapchatting during Drums. It’s like having a puppy.
Guitarist is hatless. I repeat: hatless.
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