Hey, Mickey. Whatcha doing?
“Trying to get free shrimp.”
You can yoink shrimp?
“You can yoink anything if you put your back into it. Or, you know, no one’s looking.”
Mickey, Steve Aoki is a respected deejay.
“Oh, yeah. I respect the shit out of the way he plays other peoples’ records. I don’t give a fuck about deejays. What I do give a fuck about is that the guy’s dad owns Benihana. I want one of those ‘eat-free-for-life’ cards.”
Like Carvel gave to Lindsay Lohan and then had to take back because her mother was abusing the system?
“That didn’t happen.”
“That family’s a mess.”
Oh, yeah.
“I wouldn’t do that. I would be courteous. I’d tip well. But I’ve got a Grammy, I’m in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I porked Joan Baez…there are no more mountains to conquer except eating my weight in free shrimp. And it’s gotta be flipped into my mouth by a Guatamalan dude pretending to be Japanese.”
You’re a man with a plan.
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