- Ooh, what fine podia.
- Do they have to custom-make those?
- Or is there a wholesaler?
- Does the podium wholesaler also have lecterns in stock, or does he specialize?
- No one called for a general strike.
- Bunch of pussies.
- Che would have called for a general strike.
- Of course, that was his response to everything.
- Someone steals his morning paper?
- General strike.
- No mojo sauce for the fried plantains?
- General strike.
- Commie Grandpa is closest to Che, I suppose, but I do not think Bernie would line political enemies and homosexuals up against a wall and shoot them.
- He’s not that type of commie, or grandpa.
- The man is not my pick for the nomination, but I can’t accuse him of that.
- Now, Kamala Harris?
- Kamala Harris would absolutely line motherfuckers along a brick wall and open up a mini-gun on them.
- And she’d figure out a way for Caliburn International to make a profit from it.
- Did Marianne Williamson reveal the Orb of Tinath’e?
- Because she shouldn’t even know what the Orb is, let alone have possession of it.
- The woman is not a trained sorceress; she got famous as a guest on Oprah.
- You wouldn’t give Doctor fucking Phil the Doublet of Reticulation, would you?
- Last time the Orb got into the hands of a ninny was 1582, and Pope Gregory had to magickally excise 11 days from October.
- Cory Booker said to Pete Buttigieg, “We’ve got so much in common!”
- And Pete said, “Oh, thank God, you’re finally coming out.”
- Silence for a moment.
- “I meant that we were both Rhodes Scholars who went on to become mayors of working-class cities.”
- “Oh! Oh. Well, I didn’t mean–“
- “I have a girlfriend, y’know.”
- “Sure, yeah, sure.”
- “I’m dating Rosario Dawson. We have SEX.”
- “Cool!”
- And so on.
- Was Biden there?
- I know NCIS is on tonight, so maybe he didn’t show up.
- Grandpas love NCIS.
- That Mark Harmon doesn’t take any shit from the youngsters, first of all.
- There’s a new girl with big tits every couple seasons, second.
- You get a good car chase every once in a while, third.
- GRANDPAS LOVE NCIS.
- In conclusion, the Democratic Debate is a land of contrasts.
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