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Was Prince Secretly A Muppet?

THE EVIDENCE FOR:

  • Muppet-sized.
  • Purple is a rather Muppetish color.
  • Always bursting into song, as Muppets do.

THE EVIDENCE AGAINST:

  • Had genitals.

1 Comment

  1. pl0rd

    The best things about this are:
    1. bespoke “Muppet’s Tonight” remix
    2. PRINCE MUPPET
    3. Prince wrote the choreography for the whole skit because come on, of course he did.
    4. THE PRINCE MUPPET IS A BETTER DANCER THAN THE OTHER MUPPETS.

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