We join Put On The Fucking Mask, Asshole already in progress:
“There was no sign outside the store saying that I had to–”
PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK, ASSHOLE!
“The internet says that Bill Gates has urinated on all the masks, and–”
PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK, ASSHOLE!
“Maybe you don’t believe in freedom, but I–”
PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK, ASSHOLE!
“I have incredibly sensitive lips, so–
PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK, ASSHOLE!
This has been Put On The Fucking Mask, Asshole, brought to you by soap. Soap! Use it to wash your hands, you feculent tatterdemalion.
100%
I wish that “feculent tatterdemalion” would replace “deplorable.”
If Hillary had me as a speechwriter, things would’ve gone a lot differently.