Seriously, don’t depend on me for any sort of news or updatery. This information is 12 hours old at this point.
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D&C played the Hollywood Bowl two years ago, but last year decided to shoot the moon and book Dodger Stadium; you will notice they are back at the Bowl. But, wow, Foxborough.
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“Cellairis Amphitheatre” is unpleasant, and “Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center” is the sound God makes when He gives up on you, but “Dos Equis Pavillion” is the most depressing. It’s a name that saps your strength.
Surprisingly, “Jiffy Lube Live” is my favorite of the venues’ titles. It belongs in a satirical 80’s movie set in 2018. I think there was a “Jiffy Lube Arena” in Demolition Man. We are living in the future, Enthusiasts, and it is dumb.
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Who did the logo? That banner doodle? It looks like an ad for Pirates of the Penzance performed by the mentally deficient.
I am going to wait until the week before and then buy tickets for my entire extended family for Foxboro. I am going to take people I don’t know to Foxboro. Spinners are going to have too much room at this one.
Campers at the Gorge are going to be as cold as Ivanka’s sense of holiday cheer that early in June.
Melania. I get them mixed up all the time. Sure Don Sr. does, too.
Dodger stadium was the hottest day in the history of ever
I’m going to mention the last time RatDog played in Phoenix.
sum seriiious jack straw allusions&imageRY to occcurs from 7-2 to 7-5
Jiffy Lube Live used to be the Nissan Pavilion. Not sure which is worse.
Citi Field.
I’m a Yankees fan, but hey.
If Dead & Co magically resurrected Jerry for the gig there is only about a 30% chance I would see them at Jiffy Lube. The worst venue I have been to.
Foxborough seems… ambitious.
I wonder if they’ll tack on an add’l Citifield.
I see no point in buying tickets until the day before- i am confident they’ll be plenty available.
I wonder if they’ll vet the hired Insta influencers this time around.