Psst.
Oh, what?
I had an idea.
For the site?
Maybe. It could be for the site, or it could be for real life.
I don’t have a real life.
We’ll get one, muchacho.
Shit, I thought we weren’t doing “muchacho” anymore.
Still firmly in the rotation.
Great.
You ready?
Sure.
Murder Heist.
I don’t understand.
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Murder Heist.
You came up with the title and called it a day, huh?
It’s almost noon. Mustn’t overwork oneself.
“Murder Heist” implies that the item to be stolen is murder itself. Which is not an item at all, but a legal concept.
Consider a team-up. Maybe we combine the murder and the heisting. Y’know where there’s a lot of people and cash? Cruise ship.
No cash on a cruise ship.
Lot of shrimp, though. Maybe we kill a bunch of loungewear-adorned feebs and scarf some prawns.
I want you to admit that you started this post without one single, solitary idea other than the phrase “Murder Heist,” which is like the password for a speakeasy only for dumbasses.
I will never admit that. Look, there’s a lot of Hollywood interest in the IP. Brett Ratner’s production company has already called.
Wait. Is Murder Heist a screenplay? I thought you were proposing a course of action.
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Murder Heist.
I make a motion that Bold-Face Douche doesn’t get to start posts anymore.
Seconded.
Heeeeey.
All in favor? Aye.
Aye.
Nay.
Ayes have it.
I want to post the eyebrow emogi