You’ve Seen Money Plane…

Psst.

Oh, what?

I had an idea.

For the site?

Maybe. It could be for the site, or it could be for real life.

I don’t have a real life.

We’ll get one, muchacho.

Shit, I thought we weren’t doing “muchacho” anymore.

Still firmly in the rotation.

Great.

You ready?

Sure.

Murder Heist.

I don’t understand.

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Murder Heist.

You came up with the title and called it a day, huh?

It’s almost noon. Mustn’t overwork oneself.

“Murder Heist” implies that the item to be stolen is murder itself. Which is not an item at all, but a legal concept.

Consider a team-up. Maybe we combine the murder and the heisting. Y’know where there’s a lot of people and cash? Cruise ship.

No cash on a cruise ship.

Lot of shrimp, though. Maybe we kill a bunch of loungewear-adorned feebs and scarf some prawns.

I want you to admit that you started this post without one single, solitary idea other than the phrase “Murder Heist,” which is like the password for a speakeasy only for dumbasses.

I will never admit that. Look, there’s a lot of Hollywood interest in the IP. Brett Ratner’s production company has already called.

Wait. Is Murder Heist a screenplay? I thought you were proposing a course of action.

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Murder Heist.

I make a motion that Bold-Face Douche doesn’t get to start posts anymore.

Seconded.

Heeeeey.

All in favor? Aye.

Aye.

Nay.

Ayes have it.