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9/27/81: Q and A

What is 9/27/81?

A date.

Oh, I don’t think so. I just got out of a serious relationship.

You goofy goofball!

You see what I did?

I saw.

Let’s be serious.

Sure. Climate change is going to kill us all.

Not that serious.

Okay. 9/27/81 refers to a performance by The Grateful Deads, who were the ugliest of all the Boy Bands. Or the Girl Groups, for that matter.

What type of music did they play?

Choogly.

Can you be more specific?

No.

Anything special about the show?

There’s a Spanish Jam in Space.

And what does that mean?

During Space, they jam Spanishly.

Does that have anything to do with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?

Dude, you’re obsessed.

With big-breasted Socialists? You bet your ass I am.

Tacky.

Eat my hangover shit.

This was a good post.

1 Comment

  1. Dave Froth

    Large-breasted Socialists will save the world.

    That Althea conveys a slow yet captivating choogliness.

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