“You see that shizz?”
We’re still saying “shizz?”
“Just made two-and-a-half mil: Poppa gonna strut.
Nice work.
“I started with nothing but the clothes on my back and the club my father bought me: it’s been a climb, man.”
Modern-day Horatio Alger story.
“God bless America.”
Sure.
…
“You wanna see something cool?”
Is it your dick? Because every time someone’s whipped it out on me, they said something like that first.”
“$2.5 million. In cash.”
You have the money in cash?
“Briefcase.”
Fuck, yeah, I wanna see it.
“Check it out.”
Click click.
“What? But…how”
what is it?
“NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS! IT’S NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!”
CUT TO: MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA
“Jill, where did today’s paper go?”
“Haven’t seen it, honey.”
“Maybe the dog buried it.”
“Yeah, maybe.”
“Love you.”
“Love you, too.”
http://www.theworldsbestever.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sausage-briefcase.jpg
Speaking of ham and sausage links.
http://d11cbnttr0b724.cloudfront.net/img_dreamed/452728.jpg
It’s like a bad car accident, it hurts to look but I just can’t turn away
You will go blind — trust me. hahaha
I can’t wait for Kelly to stumble upon my search history….
Wait what? I Kelly Kate’s sister? Or have you been pulling my finger all this time. hahahaha
Oops so much for fake names…
Don’t blame her for wanting to stay anonymous in this loony bin. ahahha
Did bobby file a police report for his stolen shorts…totally pulling this look off
http://i.imgur.com/VG6LBWO.gif
Totd and Maggie at Brooklyn bowl
You said it man
http://media.giphy.com/media/ucavvsW1GUWbK/giphy.gif
For a fifteen year old girl Maggie sure resembles a football coach
Is that what you used Deep Dream for?
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you’re not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: Okay then.
I’m hotter than all of you
Especially Spencer
IT’S ALL SPENSER’S FAULT!!
http://i.imgur.com/69EhjJg.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Eq4XHeb.gif
I don’t think your ready for this jelly…….
Lookin good there spenser. Black is def yer color. haHAHAHA
That’s not my underwear, that’s a fanny pack
Nice , I won’t ask what you carry in your pack. haaha
Anagrams for “Peter Shapiro’s Balls”
A Barer Shoppes Tills
A Barter Shlepps Oils
A Bear Hells Trips Ops
A Blare Ripples Hosts
A Sabre Steps Hip Roll
A Bear Ripples Sloths
A Baser Pets Hip Rolls
Your effort is to be lauded.
http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491887-tdy-120723-sloth-teddy-05.blocks_desktop_large.jpg
sLOTH
http://www.rockwings.com/PDGImages/Winston-&-Jerry-for-Web.jpg
The headlines write themselves for that pic hahahaha
Uncle Sam’s gonna be pissed man…
http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Uncle-Sam-with-a-Gun-87830.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vA4Og2c.gif
Cuter than the cat
https://thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2015/07/11/i-want-you/
A classic Totd post
The inanimate object posts are top notch
http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tom-petty-heartbreakers-fillmore-jerry-garcia-doll-tribute.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/cc/08/2ccc085bc187702bf7d891af4ff91b7b.jpg
A Sib Hell: prose a’ Satr
I tried lel
(Translation: when you’re around people, keep your dick and balls inside your pants.)
https://www.hersheyfarm.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/i/gingerball1.jpg
What language is that?
English. Satr is a Muslim term for things which should be kept hidden.
Also, I hate ginger. My mom puts it in my water and it’s nasty.
http://medias.photodeck.com/4efb1b66-efec-11e2-8904-31515e58fd67/05ch0911-81_xlarge.jpg
You have a pool….
I wish I was in a pool right now. It’s so unbelievably hot in my room. I’m sleeping with minimal clothing on and ice packs all over my bed FuCk mY LiFe