Next time you urinate, stand on one foot while you go. It’s good for the muscles in your legs and tush, and improves balance and coordination in people over 35.
(WARNING: Ladies should not do this. There will be pee everywhere. Also, I do not know if anything I said is true, especially the part about balance. That’s almost certainly wrong.)

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I’m dyslexic…
Pisslexic?
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This is a terrible solution to a non-existent problem.
great for decorating cakes or bûche de Noël on one leg.
Well, if you’re in the woods, I bet it’s great.
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Damn.. just saw that stealy there. I would get stage fright and not be able to go with a stealie staring at me like that.