A Terrible Poem About A Part Of Speech

When was the last time you cavorted?
Maybe you’ve caroused.
Depends on your blood type.

Have you surmised lately?
Frolicked?
Stretched?
Stretching is the most important meal of the day,
We’re told.

Emblazoned,
Snuck,
Wrangled,
Tintinnabulated?
Don’t lie to me, motherfucker.
I know you haven’t tintinnabulated this year.

All these verbs you left behind.
Just to eat and sleep and shit and want.