Imagine he were brilliant
Experienced
Thoughtful
Charming
Articulate
What if his resume were as long as his tie?
Handsomer than JFK
Wiser than FDR
And a bigger dick than LBJ
Imagine he made you feel safe
Secure
Optimistic
Proud
Even if he was
He’d still be a fucking traitor.
Did I mention my hash tag? #traitortrump I sometimes like to pair it with #pissonhim