Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Terrible Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
But ‘fore I start to counting sheep,
I have, O Lord, just one request:
Please don’t send that fucker west.

North is fine, or whence it came,
I hear the Amazon needs rain.
A miracle would be so nice
Just turn the cyclone into mice.

C’mon, Lord, be a lifesaver;
It’s really not that big a favor.
My rabbi said nothing’s out of Your reach,
So be a sport and spare Boynton Beach.

Amen.

5 Comments

  1. Bemydemon

    Nuke em if you got em.

    Stay safe.

  2. יהוה

    To be honest, after I pushed the “go” button on My Creation, I had as much influence over how events unfoldeth as doth thou.

    Good luck, my son.

    • Cube

      That you?

  3. Buck Mulligan

    Good luck buddy.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    Hunker down with some Beachcombers
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVEsNG8Yjo

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