“You’re supposed to eat it. The soup.”
Hey, Chez Ray.
“I been cooking my whole life and never had to explain soup before. You’re a special kind of dumb.”
It was an accident! You’re a chef, you must have burned yourself a million times.
“Course. Burned, sliced, stabbed, poisoned, had the walk-in door slam on my hand once or twice.”
So I would expect some sympathy, huh?
“You didn’t let me finish.”
“I was going to say, ‘…but then I didn’t whine about on the internet.'”
Oh. Yeah, sure. Garcia a big soup fan?
“If it came out of a can that said Campbell’s, sure. God bless him, he ate like a ten-year-old.”
That’s the general consensus.
“Billy liked Campbell’s soup, too, but just throwing cans at people real hard.”
That is also the consensus.