Hoxhaaaaa
Just stole a car.
Bird with two heads on my flag,
Communism was a drag.

HOXHAAAAA!

Stop this immediately.

It’s not racist.

The fact that you were ready with that defense leads me to believe you knew what you were doing was wrong.

Albanian isn’t a race.

“Racist” doesn’t only mean bigotry based on…y’know what? I’m not explaining the world to you. Just shut the fuck up. Write something that makes sense.

Can I write–

And isn’t about Robocop.

–about Robocop some more? Aw. I have a whole idea.

Is it a parody of Robocop where a police officer is put in the body of an itinerant laborer who prefers to travel by train?

Yes.

Is it called “Hobocop?”

Also yes.

I forbid this.

Aw.