Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

And Leave Them On!

This is the original from 1961, sung–but not written–by Bobby “Blue” Bland.

FUN FACT: Jabo Starks on drums!

NOT-AS-FUN FACT: Love Light was written by a fellow named Joe Scott, but the thieving cracker-ass cracker who owned the studio stole half the credit.

THROW YO PANTIES AT THE STAGE!

Stop that.

From ’69, and whoever is playing the wikka-wakka guitar on the right should be given a state pension and a comfortable dacha by the Black Sea.

Any votes for the Killer? Not mine, and it’s all due to that damnable acoustic guitar in the left channel. I’ll make you a deal, The Universe: keep your strummed acoustic guitars out of my soul music, and I won’t slather any greasy-ass B3 organ on your folk tunes.

NOT-FUN-AT-ALL FACT: Jerry Lee Lewis has murdered at least one of his wives.

There’s that grease I was talking about. 1972 from the hardest working band in Michigan.

FUN SHIBBOLETH: If you pronounce it Duh-TROIT instead of DEE-troit, then you’re a cop.

The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner! The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher! The competent drum work of Don Brewer!

FUNK FACT: Seven minutes long, but it didn’t need to be.

This rendition hit #1 in Japan.

FUJI FACT: The Japanese have utter shit taste in everything but seafood.

Also, some semi-defunct choogly-type band covered the tune once or twice, but I can’t find any recordings.

4 Comments

  1. Mean. Green, Devil Eating Machine

    This was Pigpen’s inspiration:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9L5t8FgEk The Righteous Brothers Turn On Your Love Light

    as was this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTobK-j3rCQ The Righteous Brothers – In The Midnight Hour

  2. Uncle Jimmy

    James Cotton Chicago Blues Band did a wonderful rendition of love light that you may find tasty for the ears.
    https://youtu.be/qfYNmvgmK5Q

    “I’m Tom Bodett, and we’ll leave the light on for you”

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    A greasy Irish breakfast with a sugary teacup saucer Rothman’s cigarette ashes on it version
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7JXFeSkhuw

  4. Billyrae

    Etta james version w/dead and tower power always worked for me.

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