Hey, Brent.
“I feel weird.”
You’re an anteater.
“Anteaters aren’t real animals. They’re like unicorns.”
No. They are real. And, apparently, you are one at present.
“I don’t think so.”
What’d you have for breakfast?
“Ants.”
Lunch?
“Ants.”
Any plans for dinner?
“I could totally go for some ants.”
Yeah: you’re an anteater, Brent.
“Oh.”
…
“Do anteaters get blowjobs?”
Tonguejobs, more like.
“I’m gonna go rustle up one of those.”
Report back.
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