Cocktober Just what you’d imagine. Nothing but floppin’ wieners.
Spocktober Celebrating everyone’s favorite Vulcan.
Tuvoktober Celebrating everyone’s third-favorite Vulcan. (The hot one in the catsuit from Enterprise is everyone’s second-favorite.)
Locketober All pumpkins are free and equal by the Hand of the Creator.
Hocktober All skeletons are required to grow playoff beards.
Doctober A month dedicated to Dwight Gooden in which potential is wasted.
Docktober A month dedicated to Dock Ellis in which everyone’s wasted.
Tupactober Only observed in years that also feature a Notorious M.A.Y.
Excuse me.
LEAVE ME ALONE. I’M A CREATIVE.
There’s not even a premise here. It makes no sense.
Sue me.
Dick.
Apparently basketball head is already celebrating Mocktober.
And in Texas this month is referred to as Glocktober.
I feel a little sheepish dogging you about the Gathering in Flocktober.
Ovation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbtxljgQX5k