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Christmas, Christmas Time Is Here

Enthusiasts, they say it’s better to give than to receive, and–if we’re talking about your Christmas presents to me–I agree.

Here is my Xmas list:

  • Straight cash, homey. (Via the Donate Button.)
  • A garbage bag full of fine and varied marijuanas.
  • I would like my father back, please.

Honestly, though, the cash is good. Please do not Pet Sematary my father.

3 Comments

  1. Dick Scratcher

    puts shovel away

  2. Smoke

    so no hologram Garcia and no necromancy concerning DotD. If we give Chanukah presents are we off the hook for Christmas?

  3. Tor Haxson

    Can we give you “dark money” ?

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