Oh, Enthusiasts: this is exciting. Our first honest-to-gosh contest with a real prize and legalities and no purchase required and whatnot. This contest has all the whatnots.
THE PRIZE: BotD’s cigars.
HOW TO PLAY: Enter by clicking on Donate Button and filling out all the little boxes and forms.
HOW TO WIN: Whoever makes Donate Button happiest wins.
Please don’t do this.
It’s fun. We’re getting the fandom involved.
Also don’t do that.
Call the readers a “fandom?”
Yeah, you’re right.
They’re not sixteen-year-olds on Tumblr. Most of them are directly responsible for keeping other humans and/or pets alive. Have some respect.
Plus: this is not a contest.
You are selling another human’s possessions.
Well, when you put it like that.
Also, you need to stop anthropomorphicizing the donate button.
You sure about that verb?
Humanifying. Sentientizing. Vivasperating.
Did you just define an incorrect word with three made-up ones?
Also not a word.
Just stop being awful.