WASHINGTON, D.C. – HOLOCAUST MUSEUM, DAY
“Now, why would the Jews leave their shoes in a pile like this?”
“They didn’t, Councilman White. This is an artistic representation of–”
“If my mother saw us leave our shoes like this, we’d get a whupping.”
“Again, not simply a pile of shoes.”
“Ms. Williams, I do want to thank you for inviting me to your Holocaust Store.”
“Museum. It’s a museum.”
“Oh, I don’t know about that. I saw a fellow downstairs selling churros.”
“That’s the snack bar. Most museums have snack bars.”
“Tell me about this picture. Why are all these people wearing the same set of pajamas?”
“Those are not pajamas, Councilman. Those were the uniforms that–”
“Was there a sale?”
“Not pajamas.”
“Did they go with the vertical stripes in hopes of looking slimmer?”
“Wow. No. I don’t think anyone had any need of looking slimmer.”
“I was gonna say. These were some skinny Jews. Could they not buy churros?”
“They could not.”
“Even with all of their Jew gold?”
“Oy vey.”
“What is this?”
“It’s a scale model of the Warsaw ghetto.”
“Uh-huh. This is where the Jews lived?”
“It was, briefly.”
“So we’re talking about a Boca Raton-type situation?”
“Nothing like that at all. It was an open-air prison.”
“Ah. Couldn’t the Jews use their Jew-magic to escape?”
“No such thing as Jew-magic, Councilman.”
“No? Explain David Copperfield.”
“What?”
“Now, you said that Hitler killed six million Jews on the Holodeck.”
“Holocaust. And, yes.”
“Uh-huh. Six million. Surely, some of them must have been very bad.”
“What?”
“Robbers, thieves, mind-stealers. That sort of thing. I’m just saying that all six million couldn’t have been innocent.”
“I don’t know what to say to that.”
“I quote the Minister Farrakhan–”
“Please don’t.”
“–‘Hitler was complicated man, and no one understood him but his woman.’ That was Eva Braun.”
“I’m aware.”
“No offense, but Eva Braun was a foxy fräulein.”
“Offense. So much offense.”
“What does this stairway represent?”
“Nothing. It’s a way to get to the third floor.”
“Are they Jew-stairs?”
“What are ‘Jew-stairs?'”
“Can I trust them?”
“How are you the worst thing in a Holocaust museum?”
“I think it’s churro time.”
“Me, too.”
This is really funny stuff. But White is a pinhead who has no business pulling down $142,500 a year as a councilmember and he should resign.