Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Don’t Shoot Up The Piano Player

Hey, Keith. Whatcha doing?

“I like turtles.”

Okay, buddy.

“I need to sit down.”

You are sitting down.

“I need to lay down.”

You all right?

“Turtles.”

Joining the Grateful Dead was just the worst possible career choice for you, wasn’t it?

“ZZZZZZ.”

And you’ve fallen asleep. Always contributing to the discussion, Keith.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    so that’s where that shirt got to. i had a spicy chicken tikka masala that night, hope you washed it Keith.

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