Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Emphasis, Enthusiasts

I know you, rider. Gonna miss me when I’m gone. Your inner workings are plain to me, sexual partner. My absence will be keenly felt within you.

I Know. You Rider. I, a boy named Know, have been orphaned in the jungle and raised by gorillas, leading to a strange yet catchy way of speaking English, and have met a person called Rider.

I? No! YOU, Rider! You ain’t pinning his death on me, bitch. It was your machete.

i know you rider
gonna miss me
(when i’m gone) I am Emily Dickinson, and that last part’s a lie; you cannot miss me because I will not be leaving my room.

I know, you rider. I’m aware, Motorcycle Mikey. You don’t need to tell me again. I know.

Is there a point to this?

English is a fascinating language.

You’re done, slugger.

2 Comments

  1. DJ5000000

    Works on contingency? No! Money Down!

  2. J. Eric Smith

    I know you rider gonna miss.

    Me, when I’m gone . . .

    (Your backstage hospitality terms are not likely to be acceptable. Please observe this photo of me backstage at a compliant venue, at which I will be performing in lieu of yours, satisfied with all of the desired comestibles and women of lax character to which an artist of my caliber is entitled).

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