There is only meaningful difference between football and soccer: in football, to touch the ball with your foot is a shameful admission of failure.
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Norwood wide right. In his defense, it was a 47-yarder. Not like some chip shot that the guy in Minnesota fucked up. Laces or no laces, that guy just flat out blew it.
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The man’s got a Bobby-level set of legs on him, but the phrase “football boots” is simply not okay.
1. Feet rarely used.
2. Not really a ball, it’s airship shaped.
Ergo: Our Great American Weekend heroes play: “Hand Egg”
“1. Feet rarely used.”
Better tell that to Ndomukong Suh
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Origin of the word Handegg goes back at least a hundred years as seen in this letter to the editor.
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What the fuck kind of eggs do you guys eat?
A football is an oblate spheroid. An egg is egg-shaped.
prolate? or maybe just pigskin.
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