Posts may be light this weekend, as I’ve got family in town.
If you must know, my brother.
Ideas on the Dead?
The other one.
August 14, 2015 at 6:02 pm
They willingly entered the state of Florida?
August 14, 2015 at 6:04 pm
US STATE HAS NO WATER AND IS PART OF MEXICO
August 14, 2015 at 6:15 pm
and made the GD.
u spawned Gloria Estafan and dubya’s presidency.
August 14, 2015 at 6:16 pm
And key lime pie. I win
August 14, 2015 at 6:20 pm
NO we have TACOS AND lots of wine and your outdoor weed is horribel
August 14, 2015 at 6:21 pm
WE HAVE TACOS AND CUBAN FOOD U DO NOT HSVE CUBANS THEY ARE LIVELY PEOPLE
August 14, 2015 at 6:31 pm
We got more Asian people here than any other part of the damn country so our food kicks ASS. Plus we’re close to Mexico down south so we’ve got some rockin’ tamales and shit going on here. YOU WILL NEVER WIN, CALIFORNIA RULES.
Spencer’s article cites “better car chases” in Florida. Have you ever seen a drunken crack addict drive his car all the way down to the Mexican border and JUMP OUT OF HIS CAR AND RUN INTO THE DESERT on LIVE TV??????????? THIS AINT A GAME, SON
WE INVENTED THE CAR CHAse with the helicopters and shit.
O fukin JAY
August 14, 2015 at 6:25 pm
a “cuban sandwich” from publix is not Cuban food my friend/ plus you are in the south and you are all racist
B.Cs finest bud trumps any of that dirt weed they smoke in Florida. SORRY
August 14, 2015 at 6:35 pm
August 14, 2015 at 6:53 pm
I used to have such a crush on Gloria Estefan when I was in middle school.
August 14, 2015 at 6:05 pm
No Cracker Barrel, nuff said.
August 14, 2015 at 6:18 pm
SPENCER YOU AIN’T EVEN AN AMERICAN. YOU’VE BEEN TO CALIFORNIA FOR FUN. YOU CAN’T DISS ME LIKE THIS HOE
August 14, 2015 at 6:14 pm
I’m sorry, but have these bitches ever TRIED In-N-Out Burgers? No fucking way that a goddamn sub could be better than a double-double, fries, and a shake.
If we’re gonna do this, we can’t do it on terms of who’s better and who’s worse. We gotta out-crazy each other. I think I’ve already won, though, because at least my state isn’t shaped like a WANG
August 14, 2015 at 6:29 pm
Don’t apologize Spencer. I was talking to TotD. FLORIDA SUCKS ASS
August 14, 2015 at 6:23 pm
I actually love both Cali and Florida.
August 14, 2015 at 6:24 pm
Typical Canadian response.
August 14, 2015 at 6:26 pm
both are better than our great national park and acid rain depository to the north…
ooooooooooh shit that was fresh
August 14, 2015 at 6:39 pm
August 14, 2015 at 9:41 pm
That was funny morning deuce
August 15, 2015 at 2:51 am
Jk Canada love , fla is for visiting not living
August 15, 2015 at 9:12 am
So true, so true
August 14, 2015 at 6:36 pm
I’ll give ya this, TotD: there’s a much older history down in the Sunshine State, which I totally miss about the east coast. I miss the seasons and the smells and the fact that you could walk down the street and get a kickass bagel or Dunkin Donuts for a couple bucks. Now, Florida is not New York, because New York kicks ass, and Florida doesn’t… But you guys have got houses that are old, no? Very few of those around here. People didn’t start setting shit up until a little while ago. And all the history is the mission history and that stuff is pretty boring, tbh. I do like the Gold Rush. Yeah, Florida I’m sure is nice if you’re 90 years old and you hate people who aren’t meth heads, but I think we can all agree that most people would much rather live in the Golden State than down in America’s dick.
August 14, 2015 at 6:37 pm
Stop being mean to me
August 14, 2015 at 6:40 pm
Don’t worry, I’m only here because I hate you and your sad excuse for a blog. 🙂
August 14, 2015 at 6:46 pm
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
I really doubt that Florida sucks that bad. You seem to be doing just fine — you haven’t been killed by a speeding meth truck in a Bob Evans parking lot… yet. Have a great weekend, Mr. TotD.
August 14, 2015 at 6:51 pm
August 14, 2015 at 6:52 pm
August 14, 2015 at 6:59 pm
This is why you’re needed here Spencer. The comments section: we’re a well-oiled machine!
Have a good time with your brother. Don’t let his face get eaten off by any ex-priests on bath salts.
August 14, 2015 at 6:42 pm
FLORIDA – AMERICA’s NEVERENDING UTI
Just kiddin enjoy your fam time.
August 14, 2015 at 6:43 pm
Why aren’t you guys on Twitter defending me? What use is a comment section if you can’t sic it on people occasionally?
oh my god… that was art………..
August 14, 2015 at 7:00 pm
Someone attacking you on Twitter? I will jersey them
August 14, 2015 at 7:02 pm
August 14, 2015 at 7:03 pm
The inevitable Bengi – TOTD showdown on Twitter?
I knew this day would come.
August 14, 2015 at 7:29 pm
I always love a good internet fight
August 14, 2015 at 7:30 pm
pointless, pointless things. but they’re fun because you
can stay calm and not yell in their face. you can make a better argument. I’m not going to use anger as a reason for discussion.******
August 14, 2015 at 7:16 pm
August 14, 2015 at 7:21 pm
August 14, 2015 at 7:22 pm
Going for a swim Benjy? Don’t mess with Totd commenters
August 14, 2015 at 7:24 pm
August 14, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Who wants a Black Throated Windpipe takedown followed by a To Lay Me Down top rope double suplex?
August 14, 2015 at 7:48 pm
I think it’s time we paid a visit to oklahoma…..what was that about?
August 14, 2015 at 7:56 pm
Who can understand the mind of men?
August 14, 2015 at 8:30 pm
Keep up the brilliant work and ignore the HATERS. Your intellect/insanity has no equal
August 14, 2015 at 9:26 pm
TotD, you did retaliate. Gotta be better than him. YOU ARE BETTER THAN HE IS
August 14, 2015 at 6:45 pm
Take note of the Walton Victory salute.
August 14, 2015 at 6:58 pm
August 14, 2015 at 8:01 pm
Lots of good fishing areas will be opening up soon. haha
August 14, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Dam, no more Lake Okochobee!!!!
August 14, 2015 at 8:51 pm
Wait til all those Boa Constrictors get pushed out of the swamps to higher ground. Yikes. haha.
August 14, 2015 at 9:34 pm
August 14, 2015 at 9:35 pm
Damn, that’s where i buy my toques and mucklucks
August 14, 2015 at 7:57 pm
Go! Enjoy the Fam!
Just assign me Blog Admin authority and I will monitor the commenters this weekend to make sure no one gets out of line.
August 14, 2015 at 8:04 pm
August 14, 2015 at 8:05 pm
Looks about right, hahaha
August 14, 2015 at 9:18 pm
I love every single one of you JFC
August 15, 2015 at 3:35 am
August 15, 2015 at 9:13 am
August 15, 2015 at 11:50 am
His brother’s name is Brad, apparently, and it was midnight and I thought of those things called “brass brads” and I giggled myself to sleep.
August 15, 2015 at 10:20 pm
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