Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Has Anyone Seen That Confounded Burbridge?

Two things you should know about Oteil Burbridge. Well, one thing about him and one about me in relationship to him.

  1. I was gonna start giving him fake names like Trey and the first one I came up with was “Othello” and Mr. Burbridge will not be getting any fake names. (Also, one you get past “otolaryngial” and “otter,” very few words start with the letters “O-T”.
  2.  The Dead group-chat. Here, Oteil tells us that the The Surviving Members of the Dead Who Are Not Mrs. Donna Jean And Also Now Not Phil are looking forward to Halloween.

Holy crap! I can’t even imagine what a freak show it’s gonna be. It’s gonna be epic. I was laughing my head off today at the band’s ongoing group texts about what costumes they wanted to wear. Too funny!

I need screenshots of those texts or I’m going to start making things up.

 

13 Comments

  1. spencer

    E.N.T

  2. cgrand

    dude just gave you weeks (months) of (fake) material
    jackpot brah

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I WANT THOSE TEXTS

    • maggiemay

      Wtf is everyone talking about what are these group chats I want one

      • maggiemay

        ANSWER ME

      • maggiemay

        Ya think maybe I asked because THE POST EXPLAINS NOTHING????¿¿0

        • thoughtsonthedead

          you are just so dum

          click the link and read the quote and

          • maggiemay

            Via Urban Dictionary:
            “Dum
            Irony in it’s finest form.

            You mean dumb, right?”

            it’s. it’s. it’s. it’s. it’s finest form. ah. such irony. wow. you must be so much smarter than everybody else. it’s. it’s.

      • maggiemay

        JFC what does this have to do with a group text are u just saying that for shits and giggles DONT CALL ME DUMB. I AM IN SUMMER MODE I CANT READ AND IM SO TIRED I CANT READ BETWEEN THE LINES RN

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