Tell whoever that is to stop doing that.
“His name is Khalid.”
No. Khalid is a big fat Arab dumbass.
“Different guy with a similar name.”
Are you being sponsored by a water company now?
Is the brand’s name “Essentia?” I thought that was the My Little Pony who denied the Holocaust.
Well, one of them. People don’t know how deep the Holocaust denialism runs in Equestria.
“Are you done?”
The Care Bears are all TERFs.
“Please stop talking to me.”
Fine. Talk to him.
“Is this what your generation does? Is this how you thank your parents?”
“Allowing bearded negros to simulate fellatio on you? Is that what they’re doing on the campuses?”
“Hey, President Nixon.”
“This is how it starts. The coloreds, they start sucking off everyone in sight. This, of course, leads to Communism.”
“It really doesn’t.”
“It’s the Sexual Domino Theory. Rusk came up with it, but I think he might just be one of those goddamned perverts. You must control your genitals, son. Don’t let them ride herd on you. The Kennedys, all of them, they listened to their crotches. Usually, the Irish stay away from that sort of thing, but not that family.”
“Nixon, as you know, has been happily married to Pat for many years. Happy ones. There have been arguments, disagreements, so forth, but I never went out tomcatting. We kept it in the house.”
“Not like Hoover. We all knew about him, about him and Tolson. The Lord judges, not Nixon. Those people, they’re born like that, they can’t help it. Keep it away from the kids and I don’t care. But they would flounce around in get-ups. All kinds of, you know, outfits and such. And you just can’t have that.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Go fetch Manolo. Remind him what time it is.”
“I have no idea who that is.”
“Fine, fine. You do it. Cottage cheese and gin. Equal portions. Hop to it, let’s go.”
“Am I Richard Nixon’s personal valet now?”
Appears that way. He likes ketchup on his cottage cheese.
Hey, man: even Nixon had faults.