The Federalist Hurricane Dorian is caused by Political Correctness run amok.
Quillette Hurricane Dorian is caused by Antifa.
Breitbart Hurricane Dorian is caused by the Jews.
Rick Wilson Somehow, this is Trump’s fault.
Dr. Jen Gunter Hurricane shmurricane, let’s talk about vaginas.
Reddit To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr…
The Phunion Lotta hurricane fans around here all of a sudden.
Peter Shapiro Spots are still available in our VIP “Shelter From The Storm” bunker, where Midnight North will be playing an acoustic set.
Bret Stephens Wrote a passive-aggressive e-mail to Dorian, cc’d the storm’s boss.
Ben Shapiro Uses hurricane naming conventions as proof that there are only two genders.
OJ Simpson Has anyone tried stabbing the hurricane a dozen times?
Chapo Trap House Fuckin’ Biden.
Joe Rogan That hurricane is probably high as shit on DMT right now. You ever see a hurricane on DMT? Jaime, pull that shit up.
I am so happy to know that you watch “Letterkenny.”
WHO IS LETTERKENNY? People keep mentioning this show and I don’t know what it is!
To be faaaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrr . . . . . you must watch it. Period. It will give you something distracting to do until the Fillmore South Power Grid blows down and the alligator army starts starts floating up the stairwells.
A taste. A tease.
https://youtu.be/qAdTZcGeEQg
And more to the point . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55t0lnp_8M
The View: You were at my hurricane, Denise.
My father was a hurricane…
My Ex was Denise . . .
(Oh wait, that is real life, never mind).