Put the teen down, Josh.
“Did you see Call Me By Your Name?”
Goddammit, you put that underage youth down.
“But he’s so ripe.”
Ripe? What?
“I want to do laundry with him, and teach him proper skincare.”
Please don’t do this.
“Dude, we’re in Florida. He’s been legal for seven years here.”
Stop it. Jesus, it’s like talking to Billy.
“He’s got a butt-chin. Think of our kids. Their whole heads would be clefted.”
Put the teen down, Josh.
“Did you see Call Me By Your Name?”
As the teens like to say, I am shooketh