Y’know, they asked you if you wanted to be a Grateful Dead and you said no.
“They’re not thirteen-pointed bolts.”
You sound like those guys on the innertubes that say an AR-15 isn’t an assault weapon. We all know what’s going on here, Gordo.
“Don’t call me that.”
You could have been Oteil. Played baseball stadiums.
“I am currently playing a baseball stadium. And receiving an equal share of the money.”
What did the Dead offer?
“They wanted to pay me in exposure.”
Sounds right.
“Also, I don’t know if you know this, but–”
They’re all crazy as shit?
“–they’re all crazy as shit. Yeah.”
Stage Left, vs Stage Right thing?