“Yes. Yeeeeees. Love Mickey, people. Love Mickey.”
You all right, Mick?
“I’m just so excited about the new movie.”
Okay.
“And the partnership we’ve built with Chase Sapphire®. There’s no introductory fee, and the first year is free!”
Awesome. You see the movie?
“Parts of it.”
Parts of it?
“I didn’t watch the very beginning, and then I watched for an hour, and then I stopped watching for a while, and then I watched the rest.”
…
You just watched the parts when you were in the band?
“It’s just weird seeing a band with one drummer. Who does that?”
Everyone. Literally every other band except the Allman Brothers.
“Allmans are here?”
No, Gregg couldn’t make it. He’s either dying or playing a casino in Kansas.
“What’s the difference?”
None at all.
*I just realized that the person who did the Dead’s lights is named “Brightman.” We’re living in a novel written by a hack.
Literally every other band. 🙁