Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Lines Of Dialogue That Could Be From Either Deadwood Or The Expanse

  • “Welp, time to go do some mining.”
  • “One shot of terrible alcohol, please, and can you point me to a relatively clean prostitute?”
  • “Hang dai.”
  • “That’s a dumb-ass hat.” (Thomas Jane episodes only.)
  • “I haven’t showered in three weeks.”
  • “Who do we have to bribe/kill?”
  • “Could you please stop punching that man? I’m pretty sure he’s already dead.”
  • “Not a lot of Puerto Ricans around here, are there?”
  • “CockSUCKA!” (Amazon-produced episodes only.)
  • “Yes, I know he says he’s a doctor…”
  • “It takes three weeks to get there.”
  • “This treaty will bring peace.”
  • “Is there anywhere that doesn’t smell like balls?”

9 Comments

  1. Smoke

    Wishing you a better year ahead.

  2. dj5000000

    I like how you made the “CockSUCKA” a Belter term. I could totally see David Strathairn yelling it out.

  3. JES

    “That Indian woman scares the shit out of me . . . “

    • Anthony Pulsipher

      If deadwood and the expanse have any confluence, count me very in. Thx for the tip

  4. JES

    “Go ahead, call me Tiny again . . .”

  5. JES

    “You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you . . .”

  6. Luther Von Baconson

    Gotta check out this Deadwood TeeVee. Still trying to get Hep to what those 4 Moptops are layin’ down. Lol lotsa love. Anywho……Happy New Years!

    May your passes be crisp
    Your garter & jock aired out
    And the puck not get caught up in yer paraphernalia

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5xFAMjSmE

  7. FormerlyNoThoughts

    Thanks for the proof of life, and for all the output in the past year. You were one of the redemptive features, and not just because you lived through it. Best wishes for a better 2021.

  8. wabisabied

    Nothing but green lights, mang.

    https://youtu.be/R4isD2CLQk4

Leave a Reply