L’shana Tova, Motherfuckers

In honor of the holiday, TotD now presents the traditional Three Terrible Jokes of the Jewish New Year:

1. Tonight is Rush Hashanah, the night when Jews worldwide come together to celebrate Geddy Lee’s birthday.
2. I’ve already ruined two checks by writing 5776 on them.
3. Tonight, we’re going to party like it’s 5799. (This one is especially poignant this year.)

This has been the traditional Three Terrible Jokes of the Jewish New Year