Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Luke, I Am Your Father, And Your Uncle Mickey

“Luke, my son, you are the glory of my loins, and you give me proper praise, like Telemachus unto Odysseus. You honor me, boy. You honor me.”

“Uh-huh. How long you and Uncle Mickey been hanging out, Dad?”

“Since 1974. And also all day.”

“All day?”

“It’s Mushroom Monday, Lukey. We’ve been pounding boomers since dawn. We snacked on that shit!”


“Chowed down like it was Chinatown. Throwing that yunka back like popcorn.”


“I go hard on Tour, Lukey.”

“I gotta go coach my team.”

“You make me proud to be an American. I mean, many things do that, but you’re one of them.”

“Is Uncle Mickey okay?”

“He will be!”

“See you after the game, Dad.”


  1. I like the fact that Mick and Bill are celebrating Mushroom Monday on Saturday.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    November 10, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Meanwhile, Van Husen shirt & tie Guy is blathering on about “two scoops of raisins”

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