Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Me And My Shadow

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Treyvon!

“Hey, buddy. You having fun?”

Oh, man: you got no idea.Hey, y’know what: thank you. Just: thank you. You killed it and not by accident; you killed it.

“Well, I appreciate that, y;know It was a big thing to me, and I thought it deserved, you know, a certain respect and–”

Trey.

“–a lot of practice, man–

Trey.

“and just taking it…yeah?”

Don’t turn around.

“Benjy?”

Yeah.

“Guys been following me around for half my life, man.”

Was that not what you were desiring when you were learning how to play the guitar?

“Zorba the Geek over there shadowing me til my grave? No.”

Gotcha.

“He wearing his giant headphones?”

They’re around his neck.

“Lot of opportunities to listen to music during a Dead show?”

Maybe he’s listening to a different Dead show.

“There’s pretty much nothing but “maybes” with that guy.”

You look like Ron Howard with hair.

“I’ve heard that, yeah.”

13 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    “How I Accidentally Changed a Phish Song Forever”

    I’ll be completely honest: I never actually read any of your posts about this Benjy guy. Sorry. I could never understand them because sometimes I’m not good at paying attention. Have you noticed that? I have.

    I have absolutely no idea who Benjy is. Quite frankly I can’t even tell if you actually like this guy or not. (Same goes for Shapiro.)

    • thoughtsonthedead

      PAY ATTENTION TO MY EVERY GENIUS WORD

      • maggiemay

        SoRRYYYYYYYYYYY
        WHO IS BENJY

      • maggiemay

        UR A GENIUS
        I BOW TO YOU, O WISE ONE
        NOW TELL ME WHO TF THIS BENJY ASSHOLE IS

        • thoughtsonthedead

          Someone help me here with the bullet points on benjy

      • maggiemay

        I’m sorry senpaiiiiiii

  2. Boogaloo

    Benjy. Cause Billy sometimes needs help opening pickle jars.

    • maggiemay

      I’m having an existential crisis here and y’all are not helping

  3. Boogaloo

    Im sorry to hear about your incredibly rare finger condition that prevents you from going to the archives.

    • maggiemay

      THAT WAS SALTY AF I LOVE IT

  4. cuznt

    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–XsKyQYRd–/cg3boeua8amxotv0uz0b.jpg ok we are NOT referring to this Benjic

    • cuznt

      htf did that extra C get in there. Its not that Benji, but close

      • maggiemay

        It’s ok cuznt we still love you

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