“Hey, buddy. You having fun?”
Oh, man: you got no idea.Hey, y’know what: thank you. Just: thank you. You killed it and not by accident; you killed it.
“Well, I appreciate that, y;know It was a big thing to me, and I thought it deserved, you know, a certain respect and–”
Trey.
“–a lot of practice, man–
Trey.
“and just taking it…yeah?”
…
Don’t turn around.
“Benjy?”
Yeah.
“Guys been following me around for half my life, man.”
Was that not what you were desiring when you were learning how to play the guitar?
“Zorba the Geek over there shadowing me til my grave? No.”
Gotcha.
“He wearing his giant headphones?”
They’re around his neck.
“Lot of opportunities to listen to music during a Dead show?”
Maybe he’s listening to a different Dead show.
“There’s pretty much nothing but “maybes” with that guy.”
…
You look like Ron Howard with hair.
“I’ve heard that, yeah.”
“How I Accidentally Changed a Phish Song Forever”
I’ll be completely honest: I never actually read any of your posts about this Benjy guy. Sorry. I could never understand them because sometimes I’m not good at paying attention. Have you noticed that? I have.
I have absolutely no idea who Benjy is. Quite frankly I can’t even tell if you actually like this guy or not. (Same goes for Shapiro.)
PAY ATTENTION TO MY EVERY GENIUS WORD
SoRRYYYYYYYYYYY
WHO IS BENJY
UR A GENIUS
I BOW TO YOU, O WISE ONE
NOW TELL ME WHO TF THIS BENJY ASSHOLE IS
Someone help me here with the bullet points on benjy
I’m sorry senpaiiiiiii
Benjy. Cause Billy sometimes needs help opening pickle jars.
I’m having an existential crisis here and y’all are not helping
Im sorry to hear about your incredibly rare finger condition that prevents you from going to the archives.
THAT WAS SALTY AF I LOVE IT
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–XsKyQYRd–/cg3boeua8amxotv0uz0b.jpg ok we are NOT referring to this Benjic
htf did that extra C get in there. Its not that Benji, but close
It’s ok cuznt we still love you