Godammit, Phil: did you turn into an Eldritch Abomination again?
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthu–”
Don’t you “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu” me, Mister! You transreverberate back to the Flesh of the Sane immediately.”
…
“Ph’ngl–”
NOW.
“Aw.”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DACm8Lg2o2w
have you seen this?
Wow, this is great. Very cool. Good find.
Now i know what school u attended in masssashuscetts
Spencer: I am now totally shipping you and Kate.
Also I used to watch these damn Bob videos all the time and fangirl until I had nothing else to do. What the hell
Can someone please translate what Maggie May just wrote? I smell burnt toast ……..
Spencer, I am in favor of you and your wife’s relationship. It’s adorable.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ship
Also, fangirling is a very intense process of emotional release — joy, excitement, and giddiness. In the middle part of the Grateful Dead movie, when they show pictures of the band from the Haight era and play snippets of Ripple and Live/Dead’s St. Stephen, I can be found squealing in a ball on the ground. I screech and moan a lot, being 15 and easily excitable.
Maggie may, go to YouTube and watch the video “doctor, I smell burnt toast”. Not sure why just do it.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID I JUST WITNESS
OK I GET THAT THIS GUY WAS GREAT BUT
WHAT
I love you Canada
Didn’t want this to die in an earlier post’s comments, so… Ms. May is right. ToTD is totally writing fanfic (albeit with no sex) (yet).
No he is not.
Thank you, FreedomHaul.
I mean, if you count the antics with the stone-cold teen foxes, then I’m not sure your parenthetical is accurate.
Truuuuuu
ToTD what you gonna do now??? Huh???
Yeah, after I wrote that, I thought of all the love letters he’s written to Mrs. DJG and had to reconsider.
Can’t forget Trixie, either!
Let me take the contrary position here–if ToTD is writing Fan Fiction about the Dead, how is his “Fan Fiction” different than all the dubious schmoes on the web who swear they had a conversation with Bob or Jerry about this thing or that thing back in the day? What’s the difference, save that ToTD is funnier and probably closer to what the band members actually think?
BOOM.
You even realize who just dropped the mic on you? THE MAN just dropped that ish, yo.
I demand David Gans and Nick Paumgarten say nice things about me immediately.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9120916/1/She-Wants-The-B
This is TRUE fanfiction.
I DONT WANT YOU KNOWING THESE WORDS AND CONCEPTS, YOUNG LADY
FREEDOM IS FUTILE
MUST RESIST THE OPPRESSIVE REGIME OF DAD-LIKE CREATURES!
wait what the fuck
Your writing is worthy of a Pulitzer, and your potato salad is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
To whom was that directed
YOU
Mr.ToTD of course
BUT I DIDNT WRITE THAT FANFIC
he’s right about the potato salad tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh maybe he’s referring to the content of my comments
I think I deserve many awards, Spencer. Thank you.
I just took a quiz on BuzzFeed where they were trying to guess my age based on the words I use and I got 61
I’m your master now
Sorry Maggie, ToTD deserves the Pulitzer and throw in a Giller prize (look it up), and I hear his potato salad could cure world hunger. The father in me thinks your writing is going to get you grounded…keep up the good work both of you. Laughter and some of British Columbia’s finest really are the best medicine
I meant throw in a Giller for you, on the grounds of your newly aquire cdn citizenship. Your still grounded though
WEST COAST FTW SPENCER
and honestly, I’m praying that my dad never stumbles upon this blog. I have decided not to tell him about it for fear of him discovering the vile things I present here in the comments section. But you guys are both super chill. Mr. Dead, let’s you and I continue to argue over what’s right for me as a teen web surfer (Bee Shrek Test in the House ftw) and Spencer can provide the cleverly placed visuals.
Oh yeah btw the Giller is adorable I think your country is the best ever ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jkZJWfD-ac
So there really was a time they could stand to be in the same room together?
Anybody know where/when this is from?
During their NYE run in ’87
Thanks Mags, I don’t think ToTD wants to reply(doesn’t want to encourage us)..heehee
No problem, broski.
And yeah… I think we scared him off. #sorry