Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

More Words That Do Not Appear In The U.S. Constitution

  • Internet.
  • Medicine.
  • Electricity.
  • Fahrvergn├╝gen.
  • Antelope.
  • Mega-titties.
  • Boof. (As neither a verb nor noun.)
  • Rice-a-roni.
  • Nubbin.
  • Dalliance.
  • Gooch.
  • Clerestory.
  • Schlong.
  • Mango.


  1. JES

    You are not suggesting that my freedoms and liberties to bear mangoes and mega-titties are not supported by an originalist view, are you??? Them’s fighting words, sir! Good thing the Constitution does mention tube-launched, optically-tracked, wire-guided missiles so me and my fellow Gooch Patriots can defend our Merikkkan Ways. Trust me. It is there. You don’t need to look. I SAID TRUST ME!!! PUT DOWN THAT CONSTITUTION, SON!!!

  2. wabisabied

    Bruce Lee.

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