Presidential son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is registered as a female voter in New York, according to public records.

Registration records show that when Kushner, who is married to first daughter Ivanka Trump, registered to vote in 2009, he apparently checked a box classifying his gender as a female. – The Hill, 9/27/17

  • Ate his Social Security card.
  • Driver’s license reveals he is both an organ and piano donor.
  • The last time he updated iTunes, instead of checking off “I agree to the terms and conditions,” he colluded with the Russians.
  • Forgot five or six zeros when reporting his income to the IRS a few years ago.
  • On his Harvard application, wrote “lol dont worry about it my dads rich” in the space where his GPA was supposed to go.
  • Hasn’t even started on the paperwork to fix the Middle East.
  • Once, while attempting to sign his name on the credit card reader at Duane Reade, instead jammed the stylus up his ass and ran up and down the ethnic hair aisle for an hour shouting about how it’s racist that black people get their own shampoo.
  • Drew a cow on his marriage license. (Real big, and in Sharpie; Ivanka’s still pissed about it.)
  • When visiting his father in prison, would often write “theres no file in the cake lol” on the sign-in sheet where his name should have gone; he was strip-searched every time; after the sixth occasion, the guards realized he was doing it on purpose.