Keanu?
“Hey, man.”
What are you doing here?
“I don’t know!”
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Ohhhhhh. This is The Replacements. The movie about pro football going on strike and scab players taking over. You play a quarterback with a ridiculous name.
“Shane Falco.”
Yeah. And you live on a houseboat.
“That was my suggestion! Cuz, y’know, my character’s kinda out to sea when the movie starts. Buffeted by the waves of fortune and finance.”
Uh-huh. I actually wanted to talk to The Replacements. The band.
“Oh! Love those guys! I’ve seen ’em a couple times. Never got through the set. True rock and roll, y’know?”
Sure. Listen: you’re great and all, but I gotta go.
“No worries!”
Cool. Hi, Mr. Hackman.
“You say one more word to me and I’ll pop you in your Jew mouth.”
Okay.
The man on the right, with the Doo-Rag sees you ToTD and he is scared as fuck that he is gonna be brought into your bullshit.
Love me some Gene Hackman. One of my favorite movie quotes (in response to Hackman’s character): “Did you just call me Coltrane?”
For a second there, I thought that was Chevy Chase.