- How long has Phil been a lefty?
- Is this a new thing?
- Did it come with the liver?
- I may or may not believe that when you receive an organ transplant, certain traits from the donor come with it.
- Language skills, maybe.
- Common sense says that Phil has always been a lefty, though.
- Why did I not know this?
- Why have I not been calling him Lefty Lesh?
- It’s like I woke up and everything I knew was wrong.
- Phil’s still a man?
- Still into foxy ladies, and not beefy dudes?
- Is Phil secretly a black guy from St Louis named Big Gumbo?
- Maybe Phil’s not a lefty and is just signing this guitar with his left hand for reasons.
- Does Phil charge more for righty signatures?
- Did he just sneeze real hard and gooey into his right palm, and doesn’t want to leave his goobers all over the guitar?
- Perhaps Phil thinks that signing his name with his left hand means it’s not legally binding?
- Phil did not attend law school.
- I don’t know anything at this point: maybe Phil’s a lefty, and he just plays bass right-handed because those were the only types of basses they made in 1965.
- BUT HIS WATCH IS ON HIS LEFT WRIST.
- Like a righty!
- …
- Oh, for fuck’s sake: is that an Apple Watch?
Maybe he’s about to write something funny/derogatory after Woody Hayes signature. As I’m neither a writer, nor funny i will leave that up to your imagination.
That fire extinguisher makes me think Jerry might be using the time sheath tonight…
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Phil+Lesh+Bob+Weir+Sign+Rocking+Cradle+Egypt+huCfMrX9lUrl.jpg
I don’t know which way is up. This is blowing my mind.
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