A piece of wisdom for our younger (or older) readers: if you find yourself in a screaming argument with another person at three in the morning, you must dissociate from that person immediately.

“But she was looking at some–”

No. There is no reason for an argument, especially a screaming one, at three in the morning. Ever. Were a wolf to get in the house and attempt to make off with the baby, there would be screaming, yes, but it wouldn’t be an argument, would it? I would think you and your spouse would be united in purpose at that moment. Nor is a swift elbow to the kidneys, accompanied by a muttered, “Shut up, you oaf,” an argument. It is a feature of sharing a bed with another human.