- That terrifying black sheriff in the cowboy hat who hates black people.
- The ghost of Clyde Tolson.
- Colonel Klink.
- Officer Krupke.
- Jared Kushner.
- Cop uniform stuffed with pillows and a watermelon for a head.
- ED-209.
- Buford T. Justice.
- The Lawnmower Man.
- Hans Landa.
- Anthony “Big Mooch” Scaramucci, head of security at Mar-A-Lago.
- Hulk Hogan. (“Watcha gonna do, brother, when the 24-inch pythons of justice come for you?”)
- Dolores Umbridge.
- Seriously, I think Kushner could do it.
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Your choices are better, but it will probably be Sheriff Pitchfork from Milwaukee. Could be Chris Christie or Ghouliani as well, but Sheriff Pitchfork would be the most pliable choice.
I think Sergey Kislyak is interviewing for the position tomorrow.
wearing a white Stetson hat. unhand that gone begone…….
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