- Boy Scout leader whose entire troop gets eaten by a bear his first day.
- Crash test dummy.
- Crash Test Dummy. (Sean Spicer plays bass, and he would fit in with the Canadian group quite well.)
- Lyft Shuttle spokesperson. (“Lyft Shuttle: Just like a bus, but without all the ‘bus people’ if you know who we’re talking about.”)
- Human urinal.
- Contestant on reality show that pulls some bullshit that gets the whole production shut down.
- Fire fighter who, while driving to the fire, runs over three or four children.
- Local wrestling promoter.
- Squirrel poisoner.
- Maybe Sean could dissemble in the public sector?
- Maitre d’ at Terrapin Crossroads. (“Phil? Phil who? Never heard of him.”)
- Speed bump.
- Hey, there’s always the Easter Bunny gig to fall back on.
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“Human urinal.”
So he’d just stay w/ his current gig, then?