Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Possible Jobs For Sean Spicer

  • Boy Scout leader whose entire troop gets eaten by a bear his first day.
  • Crash test dummy.
  • Crash Test Dummy. (Sean Spicer plays bass, and he would fit in with the Canadian group quite well.)
  • Lyft Shuttle spokesperson. (“Lyft Shuttle: Just like a bus, but without all the ‘bus people’ if you know who we’re talking about.”)
  • Human urinal.
  • Contestant on reality show that pulls some bullshit that gets the whole production shut down.
  • Fire fighter who, while driving to the fire, runs over three or four children.
  • Local wrestling promoter.
  • Squirrel poisoner.
  • Maybe Sean could dissemble in the public sector?
  • Maitre d’ at Terrapin Crossroads. (“Phil? Phil who? Never heard of him.”)
  • Speed bump.
  • Hey, there’s always the Easter Bunny gig to fall back on.

1 Comment

  1. hugh.c.mcbride

    June 20, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    “Human urinal.”

    So he’d just stay w/ his current gig, then?

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